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10 Things Every Girl Should Know About Boys And Their Privates
“God designed a boy’s privates as part sword, part battering-ram, to joyously stab and hammer you with on the magical night you begin your life-long tethering to the man who’ll liberate you from the drudgery of ever having to make your own decisions – except when to have a headache or give an “I don’t like this” bite.”
-Laura Bush
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This is some fucking funny satire: The stuff that comes out of boys every time they use you has as many calories as...
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Hahahahah wtf is this website!
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