From overheard in Athens
Bartender: What are you getting into tonight?
Guy #1: I was thinking about going over to the 40 Watt but I don’t know about that cover charge.
Guy #2: I mean, it’s an AIDS benefit.
Bartender: Hell, you can get AIDS for free here at Go Bar.
@ Go Bar Overheard by: n/a
Lol - i really hope “bartender” is Tom