July 2009
38 posts
I heard if you can open your mouth really wide, you don’t have lockjaw. What...
– Jenny Peck, opening her mouth really wide (via maxforfree)
I’m pretty sure I have some weird obsession with something terrible happening to my mouth. I don’t know why.
I’m so tired that I feel less fat
– Some skinny bitch on the UGA bus
I have been trapped in the back of the UGA bookstore doing textbook inventory all morning with this kid who keeps asking me if I will play some “rock” on my iPod. Someone called him “Beavis” and I thought they were joking. Now three people have done it, and I’m pretty sure that us his real name.
Fuck this shit...
aspectralfire:
I’m going to watch Man Who Fell To Earth, ya’ll.
invite me!
You’ll be a lover in my bed and a gun to my head…in you I taste god
– Possibly the perfect relationship according to the smashing pumkins
http://www.somuchwater.com →
just do it - its a real site
It's official
Jon and Sarah are married!
Y’all crazy.
– The guy at Southern Video (via sarahcolombo)
Caution: Wild Women * Bachelorette Party
walking is good via sound
– according to my hastily scribbled class notes this is a quote from Paul Gauguin. oops
www.justgoldparties.com →
I Love Sleeping In On Saturdays
And I Love College Football Games
I Love Not...
– -Eric Church “Love Your Love the Most”
I think Eric Church might be a pseudonym for Rob Thomason. Who else would put into song their love for Faulkner?
(via sarahcolombo)
I heard this song the other day at the uga bookstore. Country music is 100% ridiculous. Miss u gurll
From overheard in Athens
Bartender: What are you getting into tonight?
Guy #1: I was thinking about going over to the 40 Watt but I don’t know about that cover charge.
Guy #2: I mean, it’s an AIDS benefit.
Bartender: Hell, you can get AIDS for free here at Go Bar.
@ Go Bar
Overheard by: n/a
Lol - i really hope “bartender” is Tom
WTF the uga bookstore
The bible and the Kama sutra handbook are right next to each other in the “self help” section.
She also said that he was “undoubtedly perched on a crescent moon.”...
– Jezebel on Brooke Sheilds comments about MJ at the Memorial Today
full story here
He’s the cheese to my macaroni
– 40 watt bathroom