June 2009
28 posts
“It’s one of those low key days that you would rather spend just chillen”
– Corbin’s fortune cookie
“My hand smells like a dental dam”
– Sarah Colombo
Awkward
Student: it looks like a penis.
Teacher: what?! That is not what I was asking for. Well maybe it does. It's been a long time.
Will I ever learn
Just IDed someone from neutral mill hotel
“I don’t know what kind of men you have been sleeping with”
– Dr. Simon in response to my comment that Gauguin looked like he had just finished having sex
Just saw a commercial for scientology
Whaaa
Is it too early...
to be shopping for a dress to wear to my imaginary swanky graduation party next May?
THE TWO MOST COMMON GOOGLE RESULTS FOR:
aspectralfire:
brantleyjones:
“Where will…” are
1) Where will Terrell Owens Go?
and
2) Where will the AntiChrist come from?
I’d like to believe that these questions and their answers are directly related to one another, that Owens plays an integral role in Armageddon, a role we’re all yet to understand.
I just want armageddon to be as epic as everyone thinks it will be. It’s going to be...
Orientation
I hate giving good promo items to future WUOG haters.
